What is a good recipe for apple pie with a fluffin pastry crust?

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First you have to ...............well, just ask Stooge... he is the fluffin kingWhat is a good recipe for apple pie with a fluffin pastry crust?
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1 Fluffin (shaved)


1 Can of rainbow trout juice


1 pair German underwear(soaked overnight)


2 teaspoons of yeast


1 cup of barley


2 tablespoons horseraddish


1/4 cup toe nail clippings





Throw ingredients into a coin operated beaver trap. Pee on it to start the fermentation process. Cover with dirt. ready to eat in 12-15 months.
the hamster general got it right!





but why is jack so retarded? wo took the key to our armoury from him?
My mum does a fantastic super healthy sugarless, fatless, cholesterol free, low salt, gluten free, non dairy, apple free fluffin pie. Lately she has even taken to substituting water for fluffins.
ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK!! COUGH!! COUGH!!! I seem to have ack-ack-ack, some o' Boo's fluf-ack!!-fin, ack-cack- pastry -ack-cack! stuck in my.....GAG!!! gag!! CHOKE!! GAG! GAG! wheeze!!, splutter!!! CHOKE!! (again) throat. COUGH!!!
1 fluffin


1 eye of newt


1 nipple of man


1 apple


1 knickleawsh (german)


pre-made pastry


left over crust from last months bread.


and Voila! i speak french too you know. no i don't ack ack ack.